Ohhhhh boy so much stuff happened today i hope i dont leave anything out. First, i took Leone and Camilla to the secret garden today. It was all nice and dandy until we had to head back to the house. Luisa was planning on taking us to Lake Garda at noon so about 11:30 i tell Camilla in my italican (italian/american) like spanglish but not haha i tell her we need to go to the house to eat lunch then go to the lake. She repeats me and points to all of us then points to the direction of her house, does the "eat"sign in baby sign language, then makes waves with her arms and says boat so i know she understood me. So we start walkin and then she decides she doesnt want to go and is begging me to stay. These kids are hellians. LET ME TELLLLL YOU! they dont get disciplines...i heard its a cultural thing cuz all the kids here are babied to no end, never told no, cry to get whatever they want, and it kills me. Im so glad im american haha thanks mom and dad for making us do stupid chores (my dad used to make chores up for us if we didnt have any that needed to be done...like moping the garage?? c'mon what other kid has to do stuff like that? haha well we did but it was just so we could work...or sweep the street, or pull weeds in the desert...haha im still bitter dad ;) jk im glad we did that cuz these kids dont do anything!! With me tho they know i dont put up with their crap and i'll make them bend down and pick up a toy haha gosh i swear im not abusive and i hope these italians dont think im some mean american comin in here forcing kids to obey and not even looking at a child when they cry...oh well :) I think their is only 2 types of crying- 1-legit crying(physical or emotional hurt) then 2- ATTENTION. so unless they have a legit reason to cry, which is never, if they start crying i tell them they have 3 seconds to stop and then i'll count to 3 and if they dont then i say okay if you wanna cry, you can cry in your room and i pick them up and put them in their rooms...works wonders because now they know to listen to me and that im not like every other italian who hears a kid cry and will do anything for them. Sooooo exibit a- Camilla. Throws a huge tantrum and thats an understatement....she is screaming bloody murder "mommaaaaaa" while leone and i are walkin up the stairs from the deer farm. I turn around and i tell her in my mixed italian, english/sign language to stop crying and walk up the stairs, we're leaving to eat and go to the lake and i she wants to cry she can cry in her room when we get there. She stops crying and starts walkin up the stairs. Im smiling to myself like freak yeah this little girl is progressing pretty fast its only been 2 weeks.....that is until she saw some people walking up at the top. This means she has a crowd now, a call for atention so she starts screaming and crying momma again and 1 man and 3 ladies come runnin down the steps (theres like 70 of them its huge) and im holding leone a little bit ahead of Camilla. These people are all rushing to her going off in italian like ohhhhh Camilla whats wrong?! seriously? i was so mad. Actually i laughed first cuz its kinda funny. If a kid in my family threw a fit like that oh my gosh it wouldnt even happen cuz we just know you dont do that but to these kids the more they cry the more attention they get and they can literally get anythingggg. So here i am explaining to these people with my hands that she is with me and she is crying for attention to leave her alone we have to go home to eat. Well one of the ladies knew her and told me she knows her mother and she will take her home cuz she is lost. NO WOMAN i am her babysitter haha geez she isnt lost she is only crying because you guys are letting her!! None of them spoke any english but i recognized some of the words they used since its similar to spanish so i understood them but they dont understand me so i call up luisa and have to tell her whats going on so she can translate to these people that im not kiddnapping her children im the flippin nanny....it was a rough 15 minutes. But then we went to the lake and the lake is GORGEOUS. Gosh there are castles all around it and geez it is so pretty i could ride on those boats forever just looking at everything. Oh and then Camilla-(today was not her day haha) she started screaming throwing another tantrum just crying once we got off the boat in some little town because the ice cream shop we stopped at didnt have the kind of ice cream she wanted. And guess what her mother did? We walked around for 20 minutes up and down all these streets pushing both kids in strollers until we found the ice cream she wanted and the entire time she was screaming and crying. That would never fly in america thats for danggg sure. Same thing happened last night, they wanted to watch Shrek at 9pm and the mom said no its too late but you can watch it for a few minutes. So she asks the dad and he says the same thing so she throws a huge tantrum and so she cries and cries and about 15 minutes later i hear the tv playing and its Shrek, i go take a shower, read, clean my room, its been a good hour so i go out and they are still watchin the movie...ta-dah she has them wrapped around her finger she knows crying will get her anything. I would say no ice cream, and no movie at all if you act like that as would all of you that read this im sure. And Leone is the same way, he probably learned from his sister... cry and scream til they get what they want. I cant even tell you how many times i say "just cuz you cry doesnt mean im giving you what you want!" When its just me with them they are so sweet and behave much better than they did at first but once other people come in oh my gosh its all an act to get whatever they want. American kids discipline>Italians.
Anywayssss enough of me venting :) haha Ice cream- Today on our lake trip we were having ice cream and mine was so gross!!! Im eating it and i get this instant headache and i keep thinking theres no way the ice cream really tastes this bad so i keep taking bites to test it and finally i turn to luisa and say dude this ice cream tastes like childrens bubbles that you blow but the soapy mixture..its like im drinking that mixture. She tastes it and goes ohhhh yes this is called english soap ice cream its so famous around here! are you kidding me?! first of all- i cant believe i guessed it right and 2nd i cant believe people actually like it. oh and 3rd, i still have that headache :(
Accents- I've been told so many times that people love my accent because they hate the english accent like the UK kind...i thought it was funny.
Americans...the family thinks im so funny cuz i love peanut butter and they dont eat it here. And nesquik. I drink nesquik everyday and they just laugh at me. Today we were eating pizza (little did i know that everyone actually get a full pizza and youre expected to eat it all with a fork and knife but the pizza is super thin so it breaks and im just awkward anyway so finally i just said im ameriacan and picked it up and ripped it all and just ate with my hands. They were laughing so hard making fun of me cuz their pizzas have perfect cuts and mine is all ripped and messy but whatever it all went in my stomache just like theirs did so i dont think it matters how i went about eating it haha. They went grocery shoppin today and Luciano asks me "What food do you want? Hot dogs? *obviously laughing and sarcasm* me- "I know that was an american joke but i acutally do love hot dogs so yes please..." he bought them for me :) Then tonight i was makin gnochii idk if i spelled it right but its pasta made from potatoes and with some spaghetti sauce so im sitting i the kitchen waiting for the water to boil and this is how mine and luisas conversation goes...
Luisa- When bubbles come up that means the waters boiling, did you add salt to the water?
Me- Lusia? i'm American not stupid!
Luisa &i both start dying laughing
Luisa- Well i know but americans dont eat pasta i wasnt sure if you knew how to make it!
Me- boiling water is pretty basic....and thats a common misconception, we dont just eat bread and hot dogs. We're not all fat and lazy either. We eat pasta and some of us play sports or work out, theres even some that are too skinny its a disease....*lots of sarcasm*
Luisa- Really?? is there anyone in your family that is fat? hahahaha oh man we were laughing so hard. We get along really well so we joked around about italians and americans for a while.
Living here has been so fun, today was a really fun day (despite the tantrums but hey italian kids, its expected and the rest of the time they are sweet little angels so i guess it evens out :) BUTTTTT IM SO GLAD IM AMERICAN!
Yes i pet it...and i might have screamed but only cuz i thought it was gunna bite me :O
Deer Farm
hahah Camilla's eyes look creepy and Leone wouldnt hold still -_-
Deer Farm
A worm i found and they thought i was disgusting for picking it up....ps- yes momma see those nails, i didnt bite them off!!!!
hahaha both dead asleep after 30 seconds of driving
Sure. I'll eat the whole thing. They eat SOOO much here! They serve me portions that are the size dad or kolten would get and then always offer me more and more and more and dessert and i just cant keep up... this is sayin something since my whole life my mom has called me a bottomless pit and my dad said he felt sorry for any guy who took me on a date cuz i eat so much haha!
My new italian jacket :D obviously im pretty excited about it.
Me&Luisa
Boat ride
That would be a castle...
Closer up to a smaller castle.
All the flags :)
ITALYYY
getting off the boat, it is so pretty!!!
il Molino....Molino. Molina...close enough :)