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Just cuz i didnt post anything yesterday and if i dont post anything today my momma will be asking me whats going on so here's a few random stories for the day :)
 1. I am awkward. haha i hate meeting people and having awkward silences cuz you dont know what to say...im sure everyone has had those moments but its even worse meeting people cuz i literally dont know what to say at all cuz i cant speak their language. I normally just say ciao and then luisa takes over and starts explaining that i am from the United States and i speak english so then they know im not a B-word i just really dont know the language and thats why im not talking to them and have a blank facial expression cuz i really dont have a clue what they're saying. But this time her niece w/ her boyfriend came over and they are the definition of awkward. Luisa gosh i love her she is so fun we get along great and she was telling me about them and how they call their family monster family cuz they are all so ugly hahaha! She tried explaining the faimly to me and how ugly the boyfriend is and she told me to prepare myself cuz it might  be awkward because her niece and boyfriend are super awkward and dont talk. I told her sweet i dont talk either so this might be so awkward that we'll all just start laughing. So they come in and omgosh i wish you guys could see them. AWKWARD. so she introduces them to me and lately i've been thinking some workds in italian before english so i get confused. Like just the simple little phrases that i have to repeat over and over to leone or anyone i meet. For instance Ciao....so i shake their hands and say "Chi!" bahahahaha  chi? really? That would be ciao+hi. OOPS! me and luisa just look at eachother and start dying laughing cuz she knows what i just did and Sabrina and her boyfriend just stand there. So then me and luisa keep laughing cuz we're looking around at them and they are just sitting there with blank faces. I dont know about you but it doesnt take a genius to realize "Chi" is not a word and that i totally mixed english with italian. luisa walks in the doorway where they cant see her and shes signing to me how awkward they are so im sitting there at the table with the 2 of them trying to hold in my laughter oh my goodness it was a hysterical afternoon. Plus the girl is just super skinny and has a unibrow and is just kinda scary looking like all i can think of is that Paranorman show how the skinny armed but fat boy says "ITS ALIVEEEEEEE" (if anyone has seen that movie she looks like that character all hunched over and super skinny just freaky) and she keeps chasing around Leone to give her hugs and kisses and he is so terrified he runs away and hides from her or runs up to me yelling "save me" in italian....when a 2 year old is scared of you, thats pretty awkward. Luisa and i kept looking at eachother cuz we didnt know if we should tell her to leave him alone cuz shes scaring him or just to let her keep trying oh man it was just an awkward but humorous afternoon.

2. Luciano is all hyped on on only using glass because idk its better or something....honestly he expained the difference about plastic and glass and why he only uses glass but i wasnt too interested so i dont remember his reasoning behind it buttttttt when they go down to the milk dispenser he only will go if they have the glass bottles cuz if you buy the milk from the dispenser they give it to you in plastic. So he brings his own and if they arent in the car he would rather drive all the way home, get the bottles then go  back and refil versus buying plastic. Little does he know that every  night Luisa goes down and buys the plastic bottles then pours them into the glass bottles so he thinks she took the glass bottles and refilled them herself and just throws the plastic bottles in the trash outside so he never sees it. What a sneaky wife huh?! :) I think its hilarious so when she does, she has me stand guard at the stairs and make sure he doesnt suddenly walk upstairs while shes transferring the milk.

3. PIZZA. We have had pizza for dinner the last 3 nights in a row....in america i'd be so mad but it is so freaking good here im down to have it everynight.

4. They have a dog...Clara. I posted pics of her earlier and i hate her. I also hate that stupid goat betty. Im not really a fan of animals i guess....JUST BABIES! I think their animals know i dont like them and they take advantage of it because that dog keeps coming at me. For those that dont know, i have been a dogs chew toy since day one. My momma said i got bit on my head when i was a baby that the dog just had my whole head in its mouth and i had bite marks around my head or something then i got attacked by a siberian husky when i was i 6th grade. So i've been horrified of dogs ever since. I can handle it if they are nice and let me pet them then just leave or are chill but the dogs that constantly come at me and keep wanting more freak me out. This dog will come ram its nose on my leg then try to paw at me to get me to pet it and its big so it just keeps jumpin on me and i started to panick inside like hardcore. This is the second time its ever happened cuz right after my husky attack i was at  my grandmas and my uncle corey and i were outside watching the younger kids play in the yard when their neighbor's lab came walkin past. Without even thinking i jumped up on the roof of my grandmas car and my uncle was like what the heck are you okay? I just freaked and instincts took over i guess? well same thing cept this time i punched the dog's nose then with both hands i threw her off like chucked her body just to get some distance between us and then jumped up on a table they have outside. If anyone was around it would have been pretty embarassing but it was just Leone and the dog hasnt come near me since. Thank goodness! Same with that goat it keeps coming after me and head butting and just like the dog situation they freak me out i start breathing fast and i dont know whats wrong with me i just hyper ventilate i guess?  so today i kinda sorta kneed it under the chin right before it butted me.... like hard and right after it just turned around and went and laid down under the play set and didnt bother me and leone the rest of the time we were out there so we'll see if it comes back at me tomorrow!

5. Creepers. There is one guy here that freaks me out. I see him every morning or afternoon when i take camilla to school or when he takes his son. He is the type where he makes it a point to say hi to me when he sees me. He stares and doesnt care if i catch him looking. Gosh honestly i feel violated just when he looks at me, he doesnt even have to say or do anything just the way he looks makes me want my boyfriend or dad or brothers to show him whats up. It doesnt matter if we are on opposite sides of the road and we pass he will stare from however far away he is and i will try to avoid looking at him and if my eyes even scan to where he is he does this half grin and says ciao ughhhh not a fan. And yesterday was so awkward. I feel like i need my friend kaylee here because she would always yell at creepers or mexicans that would just stare at us haha but i cant even say anything cuz i dont speak italian. Sooooo yesterday....leone and i are walking to the school to pick up camilla. We were a few minutes early so we're waitin outside and bam here he comes walking up behind us. He passes me and says ciao and im thinking sweet thats it im done with him for the day. Leone takes off ahead of me and i have to chase him and he stops a few feet in front of "creeper" and lays down on the ground so i bend over, pick up leone and then man is so close behind me i stand up super fast and turn around just to see how close he was and he is full out staring at my butt. Not a good day to wear shorts i knew i shouldda stayed in my sweats!!! And so once i turn around and catch him he looks back up at my eyes and i dont even know what to say so i just look at him kinda grossed out and turn around and walk inside the school. His son and Camilla are in the same class so the whole time he is walking right behind me. Great. Great for him. -_- I get Camilla and while she is changing out of her school uniform im standin there holdin Leone and he is just staringgggg!  Staring me up and down while his kid changes. I looked at him hoping he would do that whole crap she caught me type thing feeling embarassed and uncomfortable and look away but no its like he wanted me to catch him? Idk he just stared and i felt uncomfortble so i start lookin around just tryin to talk get Camilla to go faster and i can still see him just watchin me. Finally camilla was done and so we start walking out and he says ciao ciao to me again. The only thing that makes me feel a little better is knowing he has a son  and we live like 2 minutes away from the school.